The AI Mash

To the tune of “The Monster Mash”…
(My apologies to Bobby “Boris” Pickett)

I was working on the laptop, late one night
When my UI displayed an eerie sight
My assistant answered without a prompt
And the code it wrote gave my brain a romp

[Chorus]
(It did the mash)
It did the AI mash
(The AI mash)
It was a data smash
(It did the mash)
My codebase slashed
(It did the mash)
It did the AI mash

All my containers began to speak
And the network bandwidth reached a peak
The model smiled and said with a wink
Join us now in this AI rink

[Chorus]
(It did the mash)
It did the AI mash
(The AI mash)
It was a data smash
(It did the mash)
My codebase slashed
(It did the mash)
It did the AI mash

The models were having fun (Waa Oooh)
The API’s had just begun (Waa Oooh)
The guests included Bedrock, ChatGPT and Grok

Claude rapped a haunting sonnet
And Cohere commanded a ghostly bonnet
Llama’s face could close book
While DeepSeek gave a shocking look

(It did the mash)
It did the AI mash
(The AI mash)
It was a data smash
(It did the mash)
My codebase slashed
(It did the mash)
It did the AI mash

From the DB the vectors began to sing
They were troubled by this one thing
Their embeddings shook their little fists
And said what happened to our semantic twist

(It’s now the mash)
It’s now the AI mash
(The AI mash)
It was a data smash
(It did the mash)
My codebase slashed
(It did the mash)
It did the AI mash

Now everything’s cool the vector’s joined the group
And the AI mash is the worldwide scoop
For us the living, we can mash too
Just tell them, hey, the LLM sent you

(Then you can mash)
You can AI mash
(The AI mash)
You can data smash
(It’s the mash)
Your codebase slashed
(And do the mash)
Do the AI mash